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I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes.

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  Anti-pick up lines

He: Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
She: Ok, go out. 

He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?

He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you.

He: Haven't I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

He: Will you go out with me this Saturday? 
She: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

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